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conzo

 What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

 

Nothing!  It just waved.

 

 

leeeeee mc williams

What is the best car in the world?

 

A funeral car because everybody's dying to get in to it.

 

 

Brendan Donaghy

What do you call a fat vampire slayer?


Puffy!

 

 

Conor Toner

What did one sandwich say to the other?  

 

Lunch is on me

 

 

Michael O' Neill

What did the crossed eyed teacher say?


I can't control my pupils

 

 

mark lavery

If you have a elephant in one hand and the other what do you have?


Very big hands

 

 

Ryan Kavanagh

What soap-opera do you get when you cross a horse with wasp?

 

Neigh-buzz!!!!!!

 

caelan mc gearty

What is the slipperiest country in the world?


Greece

 

 

 

 

 

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