St. Galls Primary School 1900 - 2005

Don't make me laugh as well

ciaran mca

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?


To prove that he was not a chicken.

 

2. What is the difference between Manchester United and a teabag?

A teabag can stay in cup longer.

 

3. Where does a monster put its third hand


In a hand-bag

 

4. What do you call a monster that has cotton wool stuck in it's ears?


Anything he cant hear you.

 

5. Why did the monster not use tooth paste?


Because his teeth were not loose

 

6. Should you eat zombie slime on an empty stomach?


No, you should eat them on a plate.

 

Ciaran Mc Anulty

A witch walked into the pet shop and said, "Can I have a new frog please?? The man said, "But you bought one just yesterday. What happened it?"

"It kermit-ted suicide!" the witch replied.

 

gerard mcveigh

When the battery and firework shot someone they were brought to court. The judge let the firework off and charged the battery.

 

R.KAVANAGH

ONE DAY, TWO GIRLS WERE TRAPPED INSIDE TWO GIANT BUBBLES
ONE OF THEM GOT SOOOOOOO BORED SO SHE SANG. SHE SANG '' FOAM, FOAM ON THE RANGE!!!!!''

 

christophercasson
Paddy Irish man is not English
JOHNMICHAEL KERR

A man went into a 'Game' shop and said to the man, "Can I have batman forever?" 

The man said, "No you can only have it for two nights."

Seamus Odoherty
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, doctor it hurts when I bend my arm".
The doctor says, "Well don't do it".

 

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