Don't make me laugh as well
ciaran mca
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove that he was not a chicken.
2. What is the difference between Manchester United and a teabag?
A teabag can stay in cup longer.
3. Where does a monster put its third hand
In a hand-bag
4. What do you call a monster that has cotton wool stuck in it's ears?
Anything he cant hear you.
5. Why did the monster not use tooth paste?
Because his teeth were not loose
6. Should you eat zombie slime on an empty stomach?
No, you should eat them on a plate.
Ciaran Mc Anulty
A witch walked into the pet shop and said, "Can I have a new frog please?? The man said, "But you bought one just yesterday. What happened it?"
"It kermit-ted suicide!" the witch replied.
gerard mcveigh
When the battery and firework shot someone they were brought to court. The judge let the firework off and charged the battery.
R.KAVANAGH
ONE DAY, TWO GIRLS WERE TRAPPED INSIDE TWO GIANT BUBBLES
ONE OF THEM GOT SOOOOOOO BORED SO SHE SANG. SHE SANG '' FOAM, FOAM ON THE RANGE!!!!!''
A man went into a 'Game' shop and said to the man, "Can I have batman forever?" The man said, "No you can only have it for two nights." christophercasson Paddy Irish man is not English
JOHNMICHAEL KERR Seamus Odoherty A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, doctor it hurts when I bend my arm".
The doctor says, "Well don't do it".